Welcome to sunny So Cal!…well almost, you may not live here with us so we thought we would create a place where you can live vicariously through us! We will cover everything from white trash living in California, driving a car that's on fire, blind dates from hell, annoying babies, drunk shopping, and all the other shenanigans, & unusual predicaments that we seem to get ourselves into.
All of these stories have developed over 20 years of friendship & no we are not 40 somethings, we have known each other since 2nd grade….even if it had a rocky start, well more to come on that.
5 years have quickly passed by from when we moved from St. Louis to Southern California…Yet every time we go "home" to St. Louis we hear the same 2 infamous questions:
#1. Are you dating anyone?
#2. When are you moving "home"?
To answer your first question…well it just depends on the day of the week you are asking one of us, but no nothing serious nor has there been for a few years…can we say dry spell? No we choose to say "picky"...and by picky we mean we are not really into dead beat dad's, online dating gurus, pot heads (that's an understatement), polygamists, married men (although that boat was a perk, almost), pharmacists with extra small hands, OR men old enough to be our fathers & creepy enough to be handing out candy from the back of a "Chester molester" van…
As for the second question let this blog be our definitive way of telling all of your inquisitive minds, well….NEVER!
To finalize setting the stage for this blog, we discovered that every great female artist has an "alter ego" or stage name: Sasha Fierce, Xtina, Mimi, Lola, & Cherry kookoo…We felt that left us no choice but to create alter ego's, giving us a platform to express our true adventures while protecting our real identities…we like living here, we need to keep our jobs. Haha.
So with that being said let us stop being rude and introduce ourselves. First Meet Bianca Sass. Bianca's name is derived from something that say's "bitch slap" without really coming out and well, slapping you in the face. And Sass for that side when after a few cocktails she has a way with words that can slash your heart to pieces and shame you into humiliation. Next up Winter Smize. Winter - was inspired by our childhood street name. And Smize came from the person we love and love to hate, Tyra Banks. Tyra coined the word "smize" on ANTM which means- the art of smiling with your eyes. While a smile can tell you a lot about a person all you need is one look at Winter's face and you can tell exactly what she is thinking.
Its official, now we are up n' running and ready to spill our deepest ,darkest, and tipsiest adventures to you….we hope you "tune" in and follow our storyline from past, present, and future. Yes, we will be time traveling through our journey as BFF's, but will try not to be as confusing as an episode of "LOST."
And remember, you may have a boyfriend, a baby, bling, or billions…but you don't have a BFF like Bianca & Winter. Jealous? I know.
Shaken or stirred,
Bianca Sass & Winter Smize
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Super excited to hear about all the crazy adventures!
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness, girls. i'll have to add this to my daily reading. i have a blog, too (although documenting a much less *wild* life, for sure). if you guys read blogs a lot (i'm strangly addicted - even to those of people i don't know) - you should read mine too!
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